A senior citizen from Moline IL. drove his brand new Corvette stingray convertible out of the dealership. Taking the ramp East on I 80, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left.
“Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I 80, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw IL. State Police behind him, lights flashing and sirens blaring. He floored it to 100 MPH, then 120, then 150. Suddenly, he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this,” and pulled over to await the Officer arrival. Pulling up behind him, the Officer walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is my Friday. If you can give me a reason I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, “years ago my wife ran off with a IL.State Police officer. I thought you were bringing her back.”
“Have a good day Sir,” replied the Officer. #MPD
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