As Arthur Miller put it in “The Crucible,” “Now we shall touch the bottom of this swamp.”
Anything can happen by Election Day next week, but Democrats are having a really scary Halloween. They fear the Great Orange Pumpkin is coming to get them, and their horror is infectious. After all, they’d thrown everything they had at Trump — falsehoods, slanders, impeachments, lawsuits, charges, bullets — but nothing has stopped or slowed his return march to the White House. Not even black magic. Now actual witches are bemoaning the fact their spells against Trump are not working.
“He seems to have some kind of protection around him,” posted a member of WitchesVsPatriarchy on Reddit. Could be the same higher power that saved Trump’s life three months ago, causing him to turn his head from an assassin’s bullet at just the right instant. This thought would be more frightening to the Democratic witches who disdain all that’s holy, including their current candidate for President.
In no previous election has the conflict between the sacred and profane been more manifest.
During her recent exultation of child sacrifice, better known as abortion, a college student shouted to Kamala Harris, “Jesus is Lord!” Harris responded, “Oh, you guys are at the wrong rally,” to the gleeful laughter of her worshippers. By contrast, J.D. Vance took the same exclamation in stride at his rally while defending Christianity from Leftist assault. “That’s right, Jesus is King,” he said, eliciting cheers from the faith-driven crowd.
In no previous election has the conflict between the sacred and profane been more manifest. And the pro-God side is winning. You can tell this from the loudening shrieking of witches, again led by Vice President Harris.
Last week, Harris interrupted her infernal cackling long enough to deliver an unorthodox screed from the official VP residence to lie about her political opponent, Trump. “Who in fact vowed to be a dictator on Day One,” Harris said. “And vowed to use the military as his personal militia to carry out his personal and political vendettas. Donald Trump is increasingly unhinged and unstable.”
Needless to say, Trump made no such vows. The “dictator” remark was an obvious joke. As for “increasingly unhinged and unstable,” Trump just did a live three-hour interview with Joe Rogan, following his celebrated stunt as a McDonald’s fries cook. “WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!” Trump tweeted to much online amusement.
What became clear to Harris and her Coven is that the spell of Joy spread by their media familiars has completely worn off. All that remains is sheer terror. And the signs of satanic panic are everywhere. In a video that went viral, a young woman at last week’s Harris Houston rally starts screaming in the face of a little girl in a stroller. The father has to scoop up his kid and protect her. To her credit, a black female Harris supporter pulls away the threatening harpy.
But nothing reeks of leftist desperation more than their latest clueless attempt to plug the male voter exodus from the Democrat Matriarchy. In an ad that must be seen to be believed, a young punk in bed about to masturbate to porn gets interrupted by a middle-aged Republican official in a suit.
“Sorry, you can’t do that,” the older man says.
“What, the hell man!” cries the resident. “How’d you get in here?!”
“I’m your Republican congressman. Now that we’re in charge, we’re banning porn nationwide.”
“You can’t tell me what to do! Get out of my bedroom, you creep.”
“I won the last election,” explains the Republican. “So it’s my decision.”
The ad is so clueless, it seems a parody. On one hand, it’s unintentionally funnier than any Saturday Night Live skit in the past decade, on the other, it’s completely misguided. The actor playing the porn addict is such an obvious loser, his life so apparently worthless, he makes the heavy seem benevolent by comparison.
That the liberal idiots who produced the ad — the Progress Action Fund and Defend the Vote — thought they could sway the male vote by threatening to ban porn shows how little they understand real men. They would mock the whiny pervert intended to represent them, along with their real women. As a buddy of mine texted me after seeing the ad, “What the fudge is wrong with Democrats?!” (He didn’t write “fudge.)
Not to be outdone in the clueless department, former First Witch Michelle Obama attempted to revive her old spellcasting craft by nagging men into voting for Harris. Unfortunately, all she had to draw on was the Feminist 101 rulebook that her husband had soured men on a week earlier. “Our lives are worth more than their anger and disappointment!” Michelle declared. “And we are more than just baby-making vessels!”
Then she jumped on her broomstick and flew away. Not really. She joined Harris onstage for some cringeworthy fake bonding. But if all goes well next week, the Democrats’ real nightmare will begin. Then, so will us Christians’ Christmas revelries.
https://spectator.org/the-last-halloween-for-democrat-witches/
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